Saturday, 21 November 2009

Jeanericuser Prediction: Naruto 473

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Naruto 473: The Siren's Call
by: jeanericuser

Kisame is standing over Killer Bee about to slash him when suddenly killer bee turns around and hits kisame point with a burst of pure chakra. Kisame is sent flying backwards before landing at the ground some feet away.
Sabu: "The hachibi must have used its own chakra to repel kisame. I must get to killer bee fast."
Kisame gets up and dusts himself off while looking at killer bee.
Kisame thinking: "That must have been the hachibi but it doesn't have much chakra left. I had better end this now."
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Kisame charges forward and jumps into the air. Kisame lowers his sword to stab killer bee as he falls. Sabu suddenly jumps forward and parries the blade of kisame with his axe causing it to land in the ground instead of hitting stabbing killer bee. Sabu raises his axe to make a strike at killer bee and charges forward. Kisame smiles and does a hand sign.
Kisame: "Water style: water prison."
A bubble appears around kisame sealing him in a bubble of full of water. Kisame smiles and takes the axe out of sabu's hand.
Kisame: "Thank you. This blade will do quite nicely for what I have planned."
Sabu struggles to move but can't inside the bubble.
Sabu thinking: "Damn it! I can't get out of this!"
Killer Bee is laying on the ground and slowly starts to breath. Samehada slowly struggles free from the tree and moves towards killer bee. Killer Bee finds himself on the ocean. He sees the image of a beautiful woman slowly moving towards him. Killer Bee is almost transfixed by her beauty.

Woman: "Come to me. I will help you. wake up."
Killer bee slowly starts to awaken but still hears the voice of the woman in his head.
Woman: "Come to me. There is not much time."
Hachibi: "What is this? Where is that voice coming from."
Killer Bee slowly struggles to his feet and samehada is laying right next to him.
woman: "Pick it up. You know what must be done."
Killer Bee picks up samehada and slowly struggles to his feet using the blade to help him up. Kisame charges forward to attack Killer Bee.
Kisame: "This time you will not be getting up! Im gonna tear you apart!"
Kisame swings the axe and Killer Bee easily parries it with Samehada. Kisame struggles to swing the axe around but he can't seem to control it as well as samehada so his next attack is too low. Killer bee easily deflects the slash causing the blade to skid towards the ground.
Killer Bee: "Not use to Sabu's axe are you? That blade isnt meant for a weak fish man like you."
Kisame gets enraged and triest to slash killer Bee but he easily dodges the slash and slashes kisame in turn while at the same time samehada takes some of kisame's chakra. Kisame jumps back but nearly stumbles to the ground. Killer Bee smiles at Kisame while Kisame looks extremely angry at Killer Bee.
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Kisame: "To hell with Madara and his schemes! Im gonna kill you right now!"
Kisame charges forward and attempts to make a slash at Killer Bee. Killer Bee charges forward and disappears before reappearing and slashing samehada through Kisame. Kisame finds himself back at the same beach that Killer Bee was at before. The woman slowly appears in front of Kisame.
Kisame: "Its over isn't it?"
The woman nods her head and Kisame tries to reach out for the woman. The woman vanishes and the world goes black as Kisame feels as if he is falling. Kisame wakes ups screaming in agony as samehada spreads itself outward until every part of it spreads outward litterally ripping kisame appart from the upper torso down. Kisame slowly smiles as he falls to the ground in two pieces. Killer Bee swings the blade into the air and smiles as the sun glimmers off the blade. Nearby zetsu watches with an extremely disturbed look on his face from a tree branch high above the ground.
Light Zetsu: "Madara is not gonna be happy about this."
Dark Zetsu: "To think Kisame would go out this way. To be killed by his own blade."
Light Zetsu: "This definately changes our plans."
Dark Zetsu: "It changes nothing. Lets report this to madara immediately."
Zetsu merges with the tree and vanishes away. The bubble around Sabu pops and gushes out water as Sabu struggles to breath. He looks up to see Killer Bee in the distance holding samehada. Killer Bee is looking at the blade in curiousity. Killer Bee suddenly finds himself inside his mind on the beach. The beautiful woman walks up to him.
Killer Bee: "Samehada?"
Woman: "That was a name Kisame gave to me when he discovered me long ago. My real name is calypso."
Killer Bee: "Calypso?"
Calypso: "I was once a creature much like your tailed beast that roamed the mighty seas until one day I was taken prisoner by bunch of men."
Hachibi: "Interesting. Go on."
Calypso: "They desired to have me grant their every wishes in terms of controlling the ocean for their own foolish desires but that was not something I was willing to do so I rebelled. As punishment my body was destroyed and my spirit forever trapped within this blade."
Hachibi: "So like me, you two are a prisoner to a weak host."
Calypso: "Correct. I can never leave this sword again less I lose myself to eternity."
Killer Bee: "Hey!"
Calypso: "Since that time I have served many masters but most of them I could sense had only darkness in their black hearts and thus I was tainted by their blood lust. That changed however when I was exposed to your chakras. As your chakra reached me it freed me from their taint and gave me the strength to resist kisame. I thank you for that."
Killer Bee: "You are welcome."
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Calypso: "I now request that since I am free of kisame that I now serve you as I did him. Together we shall be a mighty force of nature much like what I once was before my imprisonment. My only request is that I too share in chakra you give and use in battle. As my body is infused with your chakras I will do my part to bring great strength to you in battle. That is all that I ask in return for usage of me in battle."
Killer Bee: "I accept."
Hachibi: "I agree."
Killer Bee slowly walks towards Sabu while samehada returns to its wrapped up form it had before. Sabu looks at the blade in surprise.
Sabu: "Your really should throw that blade away. Nothing good can come from owning a blade like that."
Killer Bee laughs and places it in a holster behind his back. Calypso giggles inside his mind.
Killer Bee: "Its nothing to worry about now. Kisame doesn't need this blade any more. Besides finders keepers."
Sabu looks at the country side and goes over to examine ponta. Sabu listens to Ponta's heart with his ear to his chest.
Sabu: "Ponta sounds like he will be ok. I guess you had best go see your brother if akatsuki is after you again."
Killer Bee grimaces and then nods his head in agreement. Killer Bee suddenly remembers what Kisame said earlier.
Kisame flashback: "To hell with madara and his schemes! Im gonna kill you right now!"
Killer Bee looks at Sabu and scratches his chin.
Killer Bee: "Sabu-chan, Do you know anything about someone named madara."
Sabu: "Madara? MADARA?! Thats who sent him to us!?!"
Sabu looks extremely nerve racked while Killer Bee looks at him with a puzzled expression.
Sabu: "Killer Bee you better get back to your brother immediately. If he is indeed calling the shots than who knows what has already happened while we have been fighting with this one."
Madara is shown standing on a balcony overlooking the city as it rains at night. Zetsu appears from out of the ground and bows to him. Madara continues to look out over the side.
Zetsu: "We have a problem. Kisame failed to acquire the hachibi."
Madara: "So be it. We have no other choice. Prepare the armies for their first assault. They shall leave at dawn."

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Jeanericuser Prediction: Naruto 473

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Naruto 473: The Siren's Call
by: jeanericuser

Kisame is standing over Killer Bee about to slash him when suddenly killer bee turns around and hits kisame point with a burst of pure chakra. Kisame is sent flying backwards before landing at the ground some feet away.
Sabu: "The hachibi must have used its own chakra to repel kisame. I must get to killer bee fast."
Kisame gets up and dusts himself off while looking at killer bee.
Kisame thinking: "That must have been the hachibi but it doesn't have much chakra left. I had better end this now."
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Kisame charges forward and jumps into the air. Kisame lowers his sword to stab killer bee as he falls. Sabu suddenly jumps forward and parries the blade of kisame with his axe causing it to land in the ground instead of hitting stabbing killer bee. Sabu raises his axe to make a strike at killer bee and charges forward. Kisame smiles and does a hand sign.
Kisame: "Water style: water prison."
A bubble appears around kisame sealing him in a bubble of full of water. Kisame smiles and takes the axe out of sabu's hand.
Kisame: "Thank you. This blade will do quite nicely for what I have planned."
Sabu struggles to move but can't inside the bubble.
Sabu thinking: "Damn it! I can't get out of this!"
Killer Bee is laying on the ground and slowly starts to breath. Samehada slowly struggles free from the tree and moves towards killer bee. Killer Bee finds himself on the ocean. He sees the image of a beautiful woman slowly moving towards him. Killer Bee is almost transfixed by her beauty.

Woman: "Come to me. I will help you. wake up."
Killer bee slowly starts to awaken but still hears the voice of the woman in his head.
Woman: "Come to me. There is not much time."
Hachibi: "What is this? Where is that voice coming from."
Killer Bee slowly struggles to his feet and samehada is laying right next to him.
woman: "Pick it up. You know what must be done."
Killer Bee picks up samehada and slowly struggles to his feet using the blade to help him up. Kisame charges forward to attack Killer Bee.
Kisame: "This time you will not be getting up! Im gonna tear you apart!"
Kisame swings the axe and Killer Bee easily parries it with Samehada. Kisame struggles to swing the axe around but he can't seem to control it as well as samehada so his next attack is too low. Killer bee easily deflects the slash causing the blade to skid towards the ground.
Killer Bee: "Not use to Sabu's axe are you? That blade isnt meant for a weak fish man like you."
Kisame gets enraged and triest to slash killer Bee but he easily dodges the slash and slashes kisame in turn while at the same time samehada takes some of kisame's chakra. Kisame jumps back but nearly stumbles to the ground. Killer Bee smiles at Kisame while Kisame looks extremely angry at Killer Bee.
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Kisame: "To hell with Madara and his schemes! Im gonna kill you right now!"
Kisame charges forward and attempts to make a slash at Killer Bee. Killer Bee charges forward and disappears before reappearing and slashing samehada through Kisame. Kisame finds himself back at the same beach that Killer Bee was at before. The woman slowly appears in front of Kisame.
Kisame: "Its over isn't it?"
The woman nods her head and Kisame tries to reach out for the woman. The woman vanishes and the world goes black as Kisame feels as if he is falling. Kisame wakes ups screaming in agony as samehada spreads itself outward until every part of it spreads outward litterally ripping kisame appart from the upper torso down. Kisame slowly smiles as he falls to the ground in two pieces. Killer Bee swings the blade into the air and smiles as the sun glimmers off the blade. Nearby zetsu watches with an extremely disturbed look on his face from a tree branch high above the ground.
Light Zetsu: "Madara is not gonna be happy about this."
Dark Zetsu: "To think Kisame would go out this way. To be killed by his own blade."
Light Zetsu: "This definately changes our plans."
Dark Zetsu: "It changes nothing. Lets report this to madara immediately."
Zetsu merges with the tree and vanishes away. The bubble around Sabu pops and gushes out water as Sabu struggles to breath. He looks up to see Killer Bee in the distance holding samehada. Killer Bee is looking at the blade in curiousity. Killer Bee suddenly finds himself inside his mind on the beach. The beautiful woman walks up to him.
Killer Bee: "Samehada?"
Woman: "That was a name Kisame gave to me when he discovered me long ago. My real name is calypso."
Killer Bee: "Calypso?"
Calypso: "I was once a creature much like your tailed beast that roamed the mighty seas until one day I was taken prisoner by bunch of men."
Hachibi: "Interesting. Go on."
Calypso: "They desired to have me grant their every wishes in terms of controlling the ocean for their own foolish desires but that was not something I was willing to do so I rebelled. As punishment my body was destroyed and my spirit forever trapped within this blade."
Hachibi: "So like me, you two are a prisoner to a weak host."
Calypso: "Correct. I can never leave this sword again less I lose myself to eternity."
Killer Bee: "Hey!"
Calypso: "Since that time I have served many masters but most of them I could sense had only darkness in their black hearts and thus I was tainted by their blood lust. That changed however when I was exposed to your chakras. As your chakra reached me it freed me from their taint and gave me the strength to resist kisame. I thank you for that."
Killer Bee: "You are welcome."
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Calypso: "I now request that since I am free of kisame that I now serve you as I did him. Together we shall be a mighty force of nature much like what I once was before my imprisonment. My only request is that I too share in chakra you give and use in battle. As my body is infused with your chakras I will do my part to bring great strength to you in battle. That is all that I ask in return for usage of me in battle."
Killer Bee: "I accept."
Hachibi: "I agree."
Killer Bee slowly walks towards Sabu while samehada returns to its wrapped up form it had before. Sabu looks at the blade in surprise.
Sabu: "Your really should throw that blade away. Nothing good can come from owning a blade like that."
Killer Bee laughs and places it in a holster behind his back. Calypso giggles inside his mind.
Killer Bee: "Its nothing to worry about now. Kisame doesn't need this blade any more. Besides finders keepers."
Sabu looks at the country side and goes over to examine ponta. Sabu listens to Ponta's heart with his ear to his chest.
Sabu: "Ponta sounds like he will be ok. I guess you had best go see your brother if akatsuki is after you again."
Killer Bee grimaces and then nods his head in agreement. Killer Bee suddenly remembers what Kisame said earlier.
Kisame flashback: "To hell with madara and his schemes! Im gonna kill you right now!"
Killer Bee looks at Sabu and scratches his chin.
Killer Bee: "Sabu-chan, Do you know anything about someone named madara."
Sabu: "Madara? MADARA?! Thats who sent him to us!?!"
Sabu looks extremely nerve racked while Killer Bee looks at him with a puzzled expression.
Sabu: "Killer Bee you better get back to your brother immediately. If he is indeed calling the shots than who knows what has already happened while we have been fighting with this one."
Madara is shown standing on a balcony overlooking the city as it rains at night. Zetsu appears from out of the ground and bows to him. Madara continues to look out over the side.
Zetsu: "We have a problem. Kisame failed to acquire the hachibi."
Madara: "So be it. We have no other choice. Prepare the armies for their first assault. They shall leave at dawn."

Naruto 474: The Great War Begins

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Thursday, 19 November 2009

The Special One Prediction: Naruto 473


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Naruto 473: The Last Resort

(Kisame continues the attack. A grin comes across Killer Bee’s face. Killer Bee instantly extends his right hand much to Kisame’s dismay. In a split second the Samehada is in Killer Bee’s right hand. Killer Bee grabs hold of the Samehada, flips to his back pulls his knees in and blocks the downward, horizontal slash of Kisame.)

(As they are parried, Kisame’s voice trembles in disbelief and frustration.)

Kisame: Impossible… It chose him… And the speed at which Samehada returned to him. It’s far greater than my chakra attachment rate to the Samehada! WHAT A FILCH! WHAT A GREEZY, FILCHER YOU ARE!

(Soon the Samehada curves to its left and attempts to lash out at Kisame however, Kisame backs off as Killer Bee returns to his feet.)

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Kisame: Is this for real? I’m the one who fought my way this far with the Samehada.

(In Killer Bee’s mind Hachibi speaks out.)

Hachibi: Our chakras… What Irony? Let it feed us.

(Back to reality, Killer Bee extends his left hand in the air and makes the love sign. Then he lets out a battle cry [lol]).

Killer Bee: WHEEEEEEEEE! (As Killer Bee continues his cry, he goes into version 1 with all eight tails, then black clouds of misty like chakra surrounds him, then a paler aura of chakra forms a small dome around him. Basically, these chakra levels are beyond imagination as three different characteristics of chakras envelops Killer Bee. Bonta and Sabu watches in amazement. Kisame watches in horror. Soon Killer Bee dispels the chakra, he then drops his left hand and points the Samehada at Kisame.)

Killer Bee: Yes, lemme take this blade, so you enjoy my escapade as I dance over your broken body!

(Kisame whose face was at first sour then turns into a slick demeanor.)

Kisame: Before you end this life of mine, might I make you an offer? (Killer Bee lowers his blade.)

Killer Bee: Oh righty! Imma man of honor, I hear ya wish!

Kisame: There will be a war soon; Akatuski against the allied forces.

Killer Bee: A War? (In Killer Bee’s mind.)

Hachibi: Don’t listen to him, kill him! (Back to the real world.)

Killer Bee: I don’t like war, too many travesties, yeah!

Kisame: Someone of your caliber is meant to embrace war like environments. I know deep down, this is what you’re longing for.

Killer Bee: You know nothing about me! I long for the easy life and to sing! (Sabu tears up in the distance. Switches to Killer Bee’s mind.)

Hachibi: Tell him BEE! (Back to reality.)

Kisame: How someone like you get all that power is a waste!

Killer Bee: Now you’re sounding like my big bro!

(In Killer Bee’s mind.)

Hachibi: Now kill ‘em.

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(Back to reality.)

Kisame: It will be a battle with Bijuu. For the first time you can test your metal against others like you!

(In Killer Bee’s mind.)

Hachibi: WAIT KILLER BEE!

Killer Bee: You were against this at first, what gives?

Hachibi: Bee, this is a great opportunity for me to converse, we’ll humiliate my brothers! Let’s show, em Bee; the idiots who fell victim to Akatuski. Those rejects won’t know what’s coming.

Killer Bee: I don’t know, such a thing requires that I return to the Cloud.

Hachibi: We get to meet Nibi again too!

Killer Bee: But those Akatsuki bastards likely killed Yugito!

Hachibi: Well there’s nothing you can do about that. Either way, this war is going to happen whether we consent to it or, not. DAMN IT KILLER BEE OPEN YOUR EYES WHEN WE SPEAK!

(Switch back to reality. Killer Bee looks around notices that Kisame is nowhere in sight.)

Killer Bee: He got away. (Back to inside the Killer Bee’s mind.)

Hachibi: Aren’t you going to go after him? He can’t be too far.

Killer Bee: No, his power is gone, he’s no threat.

Hachibi: You’re too lenient. Like you were with the Uchiha and his pals… Raikage is probably still tossing a fit.

Killer Bee: Well, there’s only one way to fine out.

Hachibi: You’re a glutton for punishment, like always. (Back to reality, Killer Bee lifts up his Samehada and looks at it.)

Samehada: Gi, Gi, Gi, Gi, Gi.

Killer Bee: Nah, his iron claw won’t work this time. (Switch back to Killer Bee’s mind.)

Hachibi: I suppose if it’s just a little chakra at a time, I don’t mind.

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(The Scene switches back to reality; Killer Bee smiles; soon Sabu, while on top of Bunta approaches Killer Bee.)

Sabu: I didn’t want to interfere, but why did you let him go?

Killer Bee: I don’t know… Maybe part of me wants to do battle with him again… I just hope I’m not making a mistake… But it doesn’t matter, I have this with me. (Killer Bee swings Samehada. Bonta gets scared and backs up with Sabu on top.)

Sabu: Hey! Careful with that! Bonta’ll get nightmares.

Killer Bee: Chill, I know what I’m doing… (Killer Bee grins. He then jumps on top of Bonta.)

Sabu: Shall we continue our, training?

Killer Bee: Nah, we need to make a trip. (The Scene switches over Kisame as he is rushing through the forest.)

Kisame: I’ll come back for you Samehada… I’ll have something you like this time… Madara already promised me a Bijuu… Mr. Eight Tailed Host… We’ll meet again, on the battlefield…

(The Scene switches over to Naruto, as he sits on top of the roof of the cabin. He is in Sage Mode and is concentrating. Naruto goes over something in his head.)

Naruto: What are they up too? Konoha’s not that way (Scene flashes to Sakura, Kiba, Lee, and Sai as they are rushing off somewhere. The scene then quickly switches back to Naruto’s location.) And I feel an irregular chakra nearby. (Scene flashes to a Sai clone in the brushes somewhere, then flashes back to Naruto’s location.)

There’s three chakras coming this way. (Scene switches to Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari’s location. They are currently in the same small village as Team Konoha. The Scene switches over to Naruto.) Wow… I can even pick up several more chakra sources. I wonder if some are the Kages and their the body guards. Wait, I feel a stranger chakra from the others a little further back. (Scene switches over to Madara’s location, he opens up a spinning whirl of chakra as Sasuke and Karin comes spinning out.)

Karin: WHAAAA. (Sasuke lands expertly on the ground. It seems he has recovered.)

Sasuke: Where’s Danzou!

Madara: Aww, no thank you?

Sasuke: Hmph… (Scene switches over to Team Sakura.)

Akamaru: WOOF!

Kiba: Sakura you won’t believe this… (Sakura has a worried look on her face. The Scene switches over to Naruto’s location. Naruto is still in deep thought.)

Naruto: But who are those two with him? Should I investigate? But there’s so many, I might just be wasting my time. (End of Naruto’s thought, soon Yamato is looking at Naruto.)

Yamato: Naruto, come in before you catch a cold!

Naruto: I’m in Sage Mode, I can hardly feel the chills. (Kakashi appears as well.)

Kakashi: Give it a rest Naruto. You’ve been at it all day. Get some rest. Oh and Sai get out, we know you’re there! (Sai’s clone emerges from the brushes.)

Naruto: Wait, why is he here? (Naruto soon goes into deep thought as he picks up something, so he goes in thought again). Why is Sakura and them heading towards that strange chakra? (End of Naruto’s thought.)

Kakashi: Naruto, what’s wrong? You’ve been acting off as of lately. (Naruto locks eyes with Sai’s clone.)

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Numinous Prediction: Naruto 473


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Status: SPOOF PREDICTION
by: Numinous
Posted: 17 November 2009

The Strange Case of Kisame and Samaheda
Numinous Was Here

Kisame: Wha...? How are you with Kirabi, Samehada?!
Samehada: Gigigigigigigigi! [As I said, Kisame, I love Kirabi! You don't mean anything to me anymore! I don't know why I could love anyone like you... I'm giving your chakra to him right here, so don't stop me."

Kisame: But why...? How come...? If you're joking, then this isn't funny at all... Samehada.... Just... What the hell happened to you ...?

Samehada: Gigigigigigigigi! [Nothing, really... I just opened my heart... I don't need to love someone who is a missing-nin and a criminal, do I? I'm not going to be your sword forever. I'm going to look reality in the eye.] Gigigi? [So, Kisame... I don't need you anymore. Won't you stop battling Kirabi...?]

Kirabi: Don't look at me!
Kisame: "What happened to you, Samehada? Why did you so suddenly change your opinion of me...

Samehada: Gigigigigigigigi! [I'm telling you, I don't need you anymore! I've fallen in love with Kirabi, with all my heart, that's why.]
Kirabi: Get me out of this scene, yo...

Samehada: Gigigigigigigigi! [I've just grown apart from octopus-flavored chakra... But you've always been at my side, Kisame, with your stinky fish chakra. You just used me on every fight not regarding my feelings... I've realized... how mean you really are. You're a criminal who defected from the village. Everyone in the villages hates you now.... I've just become one of them... You were that cool swordsman... but little by little you've grown bloodthirsty and fishy... You were close to me so I saw it. But Kirabi keeps singing Enka... It just heals my heart... He's just become someone close to me.]

Kisame: ...
Samehada: Gigigigigigigigi! [But Kisame... When I can touch Kirabi like this... I feel at peace... I'm telling you this from the bottom of my heart...]

Kisame: Cut the bullshit, Samehada... I told you I can't laugh at a joke like that.
Samehada: Gigigigigigigigi! [What're you angry for...? I've just gotten over you, that's all. A sword's heart is like the Autumn skies...]

Kisame: I... I thought we had something special!
Samehada: Gigigi? [You really think you were my first one, don't you?]
Kisame: I'm not?!
Samehada: Gigigi! [Of course not! I had so many masters before...]

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(Flashback Scene)

Eiko: Hey, are you a sword collector?
Tot: Well, no. I did make my living as a writer, so I don't k-
Eiko: Will you help me pick a sword for Zidane?
Tot: A sword? But I don't k-
Eiko: Okay, then. Follow me. (Eiko walks away.)
Tot: That girl has no manners... no manners at all... oh and a horn... I had completely forgotten about it until now... I'd never been as surprisedas I was that day. A ship drif-
Eiko: (Eiko comes back over) Hey, will you hurry up?
Tot: Oh, excuse me. (mumbling) Damn horned brat...

(Inside the armory)

Eiko:That's the one! Zidane will fall in love with me the instant he grabs this sword! MP drain and bleeding bonus it's a sure way for the win!

Thank you, mister!
Tot: Ha ha... It was my pleasure, my lady. (mumbling) Die in a fire, stupid brat...
Eiko: Oh, I forgot to tell you. My name is Eiko! I'm from Madain Sari! I hope to see you again! Buh-Bye! (Eiko runs out with her sword.)
Tot: From Madain Sari...? Madain Sari is the village of the summoners... But I thought it was only a legend. What could this mean...? Meh,

probably nothing...

(Eiko runs into the balcony screen.)
Eiko: Oh, I can't wait to hand this sword to Zidane! Where did he go, anyway? (Eiko starts running along a balcony side, but Baku inadvertently belly-bumps her off.) Aaaah! (She gets stuck on a jutting piece of architecture and dangles.) AHHH!!! HELP!!!

Baku: Hey, are you okay?
Eiko: C-C-Can't breathe...!!!
Baku: Sorry! I didn't see ya jump out. But yer too high up! I can't getcha down! Gwahahaha!
Eiko: Stop laughing, you Gluttony wannabe! Oh, shoot. My sword... (The sword she dropped is near Baku.) Hey, if you can't get me down... deliver that sword to Zidane! Alright!?

Baku: To Zidane? Yeah, no problem. Gwahahaha! (Baku walks off with the sword.)
Eiko: What am I supposed to do now!?

(Baku walks out to the castle gondola dock.)

Baku: Hey, the boat ain't here!

(Steiner and two Pluto Knights run by.)

Steiner: Castle patrol, completed! Huh? Why, if it isn't Baku, the leader of Tantalus!
Baku: Who just called my name? Oh, it's you.
Laudo, Pluto Knight IV: Should we capture him?
Steiner: No, he saved my life. You may go. I will handle this.
Laudo, Pluto Knight IV: Yes, sir!
Other Pluto Knight: Yes, sir!

(The knights run off.)
Baku: Bla bla bla?
Steiner: Bla! Bla bla bla! Bla bla bla.
Baku: Bla bla? Bla bla bla? Bla bla bla.
Steiner: Bla bla bla Zidane ? Bla bla bla ... but bla bla bla! Bla bla bla!
Baku: Bla bla? Bla bla bla. Bla bla bla Zidane?
Steiner: Bla bla bla. But bla bla bla!
Baku: Okay, bla! Bla bla bla! (Baku drops the sword in his momentary furor. The boat approaches.) Gwahahaha! Perfect timing! Take me
into town!

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(Steiner clenches his fists and runs off. Beatrix walks into the screen and down to where Baku and Steiner were shouting.)
Beatrix: Ah, so it was Steiner... I thought I heard him yelling. Sigh... Alexandria is at peace again... Yet my heart is fullof sorrow. Why...?

Hmm? Steiner must've dropped this. Let's see... (She reads the inscription on the handle, which says: The Spiked Destroyer of Mana

Beasts: 11 PM, gondola dock) Wh-What is this sword!? Did Steiner...gave me a good sword? Steiner...
(Later on, when night hits the castle, Eiko hangs around near the empty gondola dock.)

Eiko: "So, there's only room for Dagger in Zidane's heart... I wish I hadn't given that awesome sword. Zidane looked so sad... Isn't there

anything I can do for him? Aaahhhhhh! Zidane!!!I hate you!!! You insensitive fool!!! You don't even know how I feel.. I feel bad about ditching

him, but I really don't feel like seeing him tonight. I gotta hide before he shows up! Shoot! Someone's coming! Could it be Zidane!?

(Eiko finds a hiding place; Blank and Marcus sneak around.)
Marcus: There's no one here, Bro.
Blank: I guess I'm early...
Marcus: ...Maybe. I wonder who gave you that awesome sword?
Blank: Well... I'll just swing the blade. I bet it's good!
Marcus: Really? Are you sure you didn't buy it yourself? I mean, you caught the sword falling from the floor above you, right?"
Blank: I'm telling you, she was too shy to hand me the sword herself! And if you don't think I'm a ladies' man, you're wrong. Chicks are

intimidated by good-looking guys. That's why...
Marcus: You got a belt over your eyes, no pants, and pink lining on your gloves. Your shoes have some electric blue-thing going on. And I

think you might be a Frankenstein monster looking at the patches over your skin! If you're good-looking, then I don't want to know what is ugly...

Blank: Hey, man, why you're so mean?!

Marcus: Someone coming!
Blank: Marcus! Don't interrupt me while I'm talking!
Marcus: Let's hide, Bro!
Blank: Alright, alright...
(The two run to hide and Blank drops the sword in the hustle. Steiner appears and looks around.)
Steiner: "I must tighten up security around the castle from now on! Dusk to dawn, rain to shine, I must patrol the castle! Right, clear! Left,

clear! Huh? It's a metallic thing... This looks like a sword. Let's see..."The Spiked Destroyer of Mana Beasts. 11 PM, Gondola Dock) M-M-My

goodness! Th-This has MP drain! Who gave it to whom!? Hmm... No address or addressee... Did someone drop it here, knowing that I would

pass by? Who could it have been...?

(Beatrix walks by.)
Beatrix: Steiner...
Steiner: Beatrix... Was it you...?
(Eiko watches from her hiding place.)
Eiko: A-Are they in love?
(Blank and Marcus watch, too.)
Marcus: B-Bro...
Blank: Shh! Quiet!
Beatrix: Steiner...
Steiner: Beatrix...
Eiko: Ooo! What's gonna happen?
Marcus: I got a boner...
Blank: Then stick your thump up it! Wait, you're supposed to have a nosebleed since we were designed in Japan!
(The three hiding move to a better position to watch. Beatrix and Steiner move in for the kiss,but--)
Voice: Yey, a sword! (Kid Kisame and Kid Zabuza walk into view; Beatrix ducks out of sight.)
Eiko: Oh, you totally ruined the scene!

Kid Kisame: Look, a sword, and it has spikes! I'm gonna call it Samehada!

Kid Zabuza: Can I play with it?

Kid Kisame: No!

Kid Zabuza: You're mean! Just because of that I'll kill everybody in Academy just to show you I can play with it!

Kid Kisame: Fine, see if I care!

Kid Raiga: Can I be in this parody?!

Everyone: NO!!!

Kid Raiga: Awww....

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(Back to the Present)

Kisame: Hey, since when Alexandria is anywhere near Kirigakure?! But that's not the point, you're a slut as a sword!
Samehada: Gigigi! (At least I have better luck than the other swords...)

Excalibur: Well, I'm stuck in a rock and all these dumbasses still couldn't get me out... it just takes carving the stone around my blade and voilá, but noooo, they have to stupid to not think that... next thing you know, the guy who gets me out of here will be King of England! (Years later) Me and my big mouth...

Decapitating Knife: No, Suigetsu, leave me alone!!! I'm broken, just shatter me, pulverize me, do anything to end my suffering in the hands of a noob like you!!!

Brotherhood: Goddamn, Wakka, why did you gave me to Mister I'm-emo-because-my-father-was-a-drunkard-and-he-only-cared-about-himself-and-I'm-now-blond-for-no-good-reason-oh-and-my-voice-is-so-high-pitched-and-annoying-that-could-break-glasses... I can't wait to be ditched by him when he gets Caladbolg... what do you mean "He has to do win a Chocobo Race with a timing of 0.0.0"?! F*CK YOU, SIDEQUEST DEVELOPERS!!! DIE IN A F*CKING FIRE!!!

Frostmourne: How come that I'm frozen in an ice block miles away from my rightful owner?! Damn, all these years alone... wait, someone's coming! It's a dwarf and... holy cow on a big sandwich with cheese on top, it's Fabio Lanzoni! Oh wait, it's just Arthas... wait a minute, is this guy who supposedly I have to corrupt?! Jesus, I can't take this anymore, I have to use my last Death Strike... that will be retconned in World of Warcraft, but who cares?! Here it goes... for god's sake, why it had to hit the dwarf... someone kill Arthas and loot me before I go insane...

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